The Daily Mail - Boris Johnson's "final" masterplan for a Brexit deal is revealed:
2 October 2019
- Boris Johnson's EU envoy David Frost delivered his new 'do or die' Brexit blueprint to officials in Brussels
- It includes a five-point plan to scrap the Irish backstop that would have to be approved by NI Assembly
- If they agree they Belfast and Dublin will be given huge cash injections from Whitehall to ensure it works
- It would mean N Ireland leaving customs union with UK but remaining in single market to avoid hard border
- Freedom of movement over Irish border is guaranteed along with continuing of Good Friday Agreement
The Daily Mail - The best jokes in Boris Johnson’s Tory conference speech
2 October 2019
Boris Johnson has developed a reputation as a politician who loves to litter his speeches with jokes.
On Parliament and Brexit
He said: 'We are like a world class athlete with a pebble in our shoe. There is one part of the British system that seems to be on the blink.
'If parliament were a laptop, then the screen would be showing the pizza wheel of doom.'
On John Bercow and attempts to stop Brexit
He said: 'If parliament were a reality TV show the whole lot of us would have been voted out of the jungle by now.
'But at least we could have watched the Speaker being forced to eat a kangaroo testicle.'