I waited for 50 minutes in the business queue, only to be told by the consumer team that I rang the wrong number, despite the fact I rang the business number. She blamed an outage for the long wait time. While I was waiting I decided to humor the chat system on the Vodafone website.
The chat went exactly as expected. Was told to type human to get a human. But I never got one, despite the chat bot telling me I could type "human" at any point to talk to one. At one stage, I got sick of trying to convince the bot of my problem and typed "human" and the bot said that she didn't understand.
Can't really say I'm enjoying the experience, haha.


