The wall is, AFAICT, gib, hollow-core (1970s house), then fibrolite cladding. There's no wiring or anything else inside the wall that can be detected by sensors. There's just no logical explanation for why the stud finders are acting like this.
If all else fails I'll try and line up the nails in the fibrolite outside with approximate positions on the inside walls, once I can locate at least one stud they're on about 16" spacings (the nails aren't dead centered so it's not exactly 16" for each gap), but since that may require some trial drilling or may end up off to the side of a stud I'd prefer not to do that.
Any ideas why I'd be getting results like this?