I moved house. First caller ID wouldn't work. After the usual round of unplug modem, unplug phones etc, I then get told it's Henderson Exchnage which can't do caller ID and voicemail together. Bollocks. After I insist they send a tech. Techs arrive wondering why they got sent out when caller ID hadn't been enabled at theexchange. Calls to Vodafone again and oh look, wasn't my fault after all - or poor Hsn exchanges - like I told them in the first place.
Then they switch me to the Red Network. See an earlier post about the immense mission trying to find out why suddenly my modem would no longer auto resolve DNS.
Then caller ID isn't working again. Almost a repeat of the first conversations.
Then interestingly modem number 1 craps out and starts dropping DSL and then progresses to stuffed and causing noise on the line.
Modem number 2 is installed. Wait a few weeks and repeat.
Modem number 3 arrives. Repeat.
At which point I get old Billion modem out and we reperat all our tests here all over again and discover another interesting thing. Real old dial phone (used for bell) doesn't break dial tone anymore. Why??? Suspicious.
Ok, never mind moving house again shortly. Suspect nasty Vodafone equipment but we'll see.
So give Vodafone 3 weeks notice of move. Ring to check status of new phone number after 2 weeks. Oh? Hasn't been logged at all? Why is that? Sorry, rush job then.
Move house, no net, no phone. Ring 3 days later to get status of rush job, now 1 week and 3 days old - no ETA>
Ring Telecom, when can get phone and net? 1 hours time. And yes it was 1 hour and at last I am on line again.
As for the weird problems? Ask me in a couple of weeks how number 5 modem is doing, but the old dial phone now works again, 100% perfectly. And I am never using Vodafone ever again.
Did I ever get an apology for all the times they stuffed up? hell no, I never even got a phone call. I always had to ring and go round and round in circles with the I No Nothing people on the other end.