timmmay:

I could tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you'd get it.  

Photon checking in at the airport asked if he has any bags. "No, I'm travelling light"

Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day

tdgeek:

 

Someone told me a joke about the Post Office, but I didn't get it until the next day

 

That quick?

Why did the visually impaired man fall into the well?

Because he didn't see that well.

Heard the one about the dyslexic nympho?

- She loved to cook sock..

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of cling wrap around his middle. The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."

Ok, two NSFW ones , here is another

"Do you like oral sex"?

"Yes, I like to talk about it"

Keep it clean guys.

Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?

- He sold his soul to santa :D

A lion never cheats but a tiger wood.

HcoNmeM:

 

Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?

 

- He sold his soul to santa :D

 

Or the tee shirt slogan: Dyslexics of the world UNTIE

@HcoNmeM:

 

Heard the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?

 

- He sold his soul to santa :D

 

Oh, I wanted to use these photos I took a couple of years ago:

haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :) 

networkn:

 

haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :) 

 

 

 

I was going to, but he did, so I did. Im not to blame!! :-)