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#1832411 27-Jul-2017 17:28

tdgeek:

networkn:

haha maybe we need a restricted adult joke thread :)

I was going to, but he did, so I did. Im not to blame!! :-)

Didn't bother me in the slightest, I know some of the filthiest and funniest jokes around, but some are more easily offended than others, so it would make sense to make it subscribers only so those who don't want to see them are opted out.

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#1832477 27-Jul-2017 19:50

RIP Boiled Water.

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#1835165 1-Aug-2017 19:20

I tried my hand at crypto mining today (please note contains swearing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6164qGWiY

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#1835184 1-Aug-2017 19:29

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

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#1835277 1-Aug-2017 21:30

A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A big fat [black guy] is dancing on the roof of an old Ford."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Zulu....Tango....Sierra"

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#1835301 1-Aug-2017 22:01

eracode:

A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A big fat [black guy] is dancing on the roof of an old Ford."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Zulu....Tango....Sierra"

A policeman spots a drunk [white] italian guy dancing on the roof of a car.

He radios for backup.

"What's the situation?"

"A drunk [white] italian guy is dancing on the roof of an old car."

"You can't say that over the radio", replies the operator, "you have to use politically correct terminology"

"OK, Romeo... Foxtrot... Alfa"