....And so I finally had to face my inner geek....
Hi, My name is Evan, and I'm currently unemployable in any role other than a sysadmin, which is thankfully what ONTRACK (the railways arm of the government) pay me to do. My first computer was a ZX81 (who else can remember "Ram-pack wobble"?) and since then I've played (worked?) with everything from Host mainframes to Blackberries....which is currently keeping me away from my wife and 2 kids with its sensuous black curves and the promise of all night email....
Sigh.......