The lady told me about these hair tests they do.
Interesting.
So they pulled the remaining 4-5 hairs out of the back of my head, scanned them ( in a usb connected scanner) and sent them off to Germany.
15 minutes later they had a file that had them trying to sell me among other things like vitamins and amino acids , some of it made sense, a bit low in vitamin b12 etc, but they also tried to sell me a crystal bracelet that would protect me against the significant amount of radio wave exposure I was getting from my cellphone.
WTF ?
Not, my wifi router, not the 50Kw FM radio station I live near, not the computer, the mains or the computer monitor, no....none of those things, the culprit is My 900Mhz cellphone,
and they can prove it :) ( see attached pic)

I'm a bit surprised they couldn't tell me who my ISP was or what sites I had visited.
Perhaps what compass bearing I'd been aligned to whilst watching the Tv, or what was in the microwave?
Perhaps they didn't have the right hair follicles for that !
Seriously, Health 2000 in my mind is supposed to be a reasonably reputable company that does not engage in psuedo science like this.
There isn't a single patent in the world for this type of "technology",
Their website seems more fascinated with the fact that they can link database tables together.
http://www.cell-wellbeing.com/
Health 2000 really seems to think were stupid
funnily enough a bit of an argument followed when they asked me to pay $85