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#1646634 6-Oct-2016 13:45

New martial art

................ETARAK...................Karate spelt backwards.

the art of smashing your hand to pieces with a lump of wood

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#1665077 7-Nov-2016 15:18

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

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#1665140 7-Nov-2016 16:07

There was a man called Gareth who started a political party...oh, no - hang on!

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#1665387 7-Nov-2016 22:13

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#1666855 9-Nov-2016 20:25

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The Polar bear

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#1667855 11-Nov-2016 10:36

DarthKermit:

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."

Did Eric Clapton really think she looked wonderful...or was it after the 15th outfit she tried on and he just wanted to get to the party and get a drink?

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#1667895 11-Nov-2016 10:55

floydbloke:

DarthKermit:

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."

So Funny!

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#1668659 12-Nov-2016 16:49

FS: Dead canary.

Not going cheap.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#1670874 14-Nov-2016 17:32

I used to have a pet bird. It would sit on my shoulder and say 'pieces of seven. pieces of seven'.

It's what you call parrity error.

Most of the posters in this thread are just like chimpanzees on MDMA, full of feelings of bonhomie, joy, and optimism. Fred99 8/4/21

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#1670961 14-Nov-2016 19:35

FS: Dead Wapiti.

Somewhat dear.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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#1671020 14-Nov-2016 21:39

How Long is a Chinese name.

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#1671650 16-Nov-2016 03:42

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

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#1672687 17-Nov-2016 12:21

Cthom:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

Ahh cat and chemistry meme:

Image result for cats and chemistry

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#1672691 17-Nov-2016 12:23

Related image

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#1673058 17-Nov-2016 18:41

"Yes, I have rooibos" the redhead waitress replied gingerly.

Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.

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