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  #1646634 6-Oct-2016 13:45
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New martial art

 

................ETARAK...................Karate spelt backwards.

 

 

 

the art of smashing your hand to pieces with a lump of wood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  #1665077 7-Nov-2016 15:18
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After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

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  #1665140 7-Nov-2016 16:07
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There was a man called Gareth who started a political party...oh, no - hang on!





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  #1665387 7-Nov-2016 22:13
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  #1666855 9-Nov-2016 20:25
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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

 

 

 

The Polar bear

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  #1667855 11-Nov-2016 10:36
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DarthKermit:

 

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

 

 

 

 

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."




Auto-correct is why I have crust issues.

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  #1667895 11-Nov-2016 10:55
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floydbloke:

 

DarthKermit:

 

After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.

 

 

 

 

After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."

 

 

So Funny!

 

 

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  #1668659 12-Nov-2016 16:49
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FS: Dead canary.

 

Not going cheap.




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  #1670874 14-Nov-2016 17:32
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I used to have a pet bird. It would sit on my shoulder and say 'pieces of seven. pieces of seven'.

 

 

 

It's what you call parrity error.




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  #1670961 14-Nov-2016 19:35
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FS: Dead Wapiti.

 

Somewhat dear.




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  #1671020 14-Nov-2016 21:39
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How Long is a Chinese name. 

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  #1671650 16-Nov-2016 03:42
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

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  #1672687 17-Nov-2016 12:21
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Cthom:

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

 

 

Ahh cat and chemistry meme:

 

Image result for cats and chemistry

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  #1672691 17-Nov-2016 12:23
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Related image

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  #1673058 17-Nov-2016 18:41
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"Yes, I have rooibos" the redhead waitress replied gingerly.




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