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New martial art
................ETARAK...................Karate spelt backwards.
the art of smashing your hand to pieces with a lump of wood
After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.
There was a man called Gareth who started a political party...oh, no - hang on!

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The Polar bear
DarthKermit:
After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.
After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."
The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
floydbloke:
DarthKermit:
After her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills decided to put her best foot forward and get on with her life.
After the divorce a reporter asked Paul if he thought he'd ever go down on one knee again.....he responded: " I'd prefer if you called her Heather."
So Funny!
FS: Dead canary.
Not going cheap.
Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.
I used to have a pet bird. It would sit on my shoulder and say 'pieces of seven. pieces of seven'.
It's what you call parrity error.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.
FS: Dead Wapiti.
Somewhat dear.
Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.
How Long is a Chinese name.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Cthom:
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Ahh cat and chemistry meme:

"Yes, I have rooibos" the redhead waitress replied gingerly.
Sometimes I just sit and think. Other times I just sit.
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