Bung:Shturm:
Sorry to drag this out, but the Telecom NZ, Ltd/Xtra "technician" claimed to be pinging (and receiving a response from) a device which was not plugged into the network or even powered on.
The term technician is used almost as loosely as "engineer".
These days are you even speaking to someone from Xtra or Telecom let alone somebody with a technical background until your fault has been escalated upwards.
The only problem I've had was the initial install when the call center operator assured me that the problem was a locked port and he had reset it. Next day the fault was looked at again by someone else who understood what the mistake was and did a reset that worked. Obviously the system isn't fool proof :)
I couldn't agree more. In the case outlined above the Telecom/Xtra staff always claimed to have remotely unlocked the port even though they'd initially denied it was a Telecom/Xtra fault and even though the fault was still evident. It wasn't until the guys from Downer Engineering travelled to the exchange and reset the port on the equipment there that the issue was ever resolved.
Somebody told me that Orcon is/was very geek-friendly and had actual technical staff rather than clueless $10-per-hour folk reading scripts. How true that is I don't know but it sounds wonderful after dealing with all these people who know nothing but are working towards MS-cert. ;-)
Oh and I have many actual engineer friends (because of the industry I'm in). Guys who spent years at universities obtaining actual, real Engineering Degrees. They get *very* cranky when hearing others without uni engineering degrees claiming to be "engineers"! :-)