Caketiger:
I threatened to leave Spark for another provider. Half an hour later, the service was restored and I am back online.
What a pain though. Thanks for the help from here.
Just to add some context here - threatening Spark would have achieved absolutely nothing and was certainly not the reason you got back online.
This issue is not "slamming" per se - Chorus made changes that allow connections to be churned without validating the provider, and despite the industry warning this would happen Chorus decided to proceed with their changes. This has resulted in connections being incorrectly churned when gaining RSP's don't correctly identify ONTs. Once you notified Spark they would have taken the steps to reverse the process which can't happen instantly.