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  #2681301 27-Mar-2021 08:18
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That looks like a bobcat.





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  #2681316 27-Mar-2021 09:22
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JaseNZ:

 

That looks like a bobcat.

 

 

its a kids story, it digs dirt hence a digger


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  #2681343 27-Mar-2021 12:24
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Question - why does the entire world call the ship "Ever Given" when the painted words on the ship spell "Ever Green" ?

 

 


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  #2681344 27-Mar-2021 12:26
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also uncle sam is on the way to help dig it out - whatever that ship is actually named


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  #2681345 27-Mar-2021 12:28
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Batman:Question - why does the entire world call the ship "Ever Given" when the painted words on the ship spell "Ever Green" ?

 

The ship's name is "Ever Given". The shipping line is "Evergreen".


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  #2681391 27-Mar-2021 12:39
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SaltyNZ:

 

Daynger:

 

They had better be fast but careful freeing it up.

 

Imagine the palava if it breaks in half where it is.

 

 

 

 

Unlikely. These ships are built to rigorous maritime engineering standards.

 

 

 

 

You would be surprised how easily they do crack then, they are not designed to sit on anything especially at both ends and a whole lot of weight in the middle.

 

It was mentioned on the news last night, that was actually one of the main concerns of the salvage crews.


  #2681397 27-Mar-2021 13:01
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Yup they could break the back of it so easily if they are not carful.

 

I am sure they have some of the top salvage guys there sorting things out.

 

 





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  #2681404 27-Mar-2021 13:34
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Even if they are being careful it seems odd that there's only 1 moderate size digger working at clearing the bow or is that just being circulated for humorous effect.

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  #2681412 27-Mar-2021 13:59
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JaseNZ:

 

Yup they could break the back of it so easily if they are not carful.

 

 

Yep, they definitely don’t want to induce any sagging - or hogging for that matter

 

 





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  #2681415 27-Mar-2021 14:21
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My unqualified guess would be that they need to use sucker dredges at both ends to deepen where it is stuck until it floats free. They can then pull it back into line with the tugs.

 

Sounds easy, but I would expect there are all sorts of issues involved, eg putting unusual stresses on the hull, retaining buoyancy, etc. There are bound to be all sorts of legal and jurisdictional issues involved as well.  


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  #2681417 27-Mar-2021 14:22
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Bung: Even if they are being careful it seems odd that there's only 1 moderate size digger working at clearing the bow or is that just being circulated for humorous effect.

 

That photo was released (here) by the Suez Canal Authority on the 25th.
By that afternoon there were 3 or 4 excavators working on digging it out.


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  #2681421 27-Mar-2021 14:48
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This a good graphic:

 

 

Form the position it's in, when the bow grounded it had enough momentum to drive itself up the bank and  the stern swung up hard on the other bank.

 

I'd guess even if there's no damage to the hull, the rudder and prop have been dragged sideways on the bank, it might not be seaworthy and may need to be taken somewhere to be unloaded, then towed long distance to a dry dock large enough and with facilities able to carry out repairs.


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  #2681450 27-Mar-2021 16:06
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  #2681454 27-Mar-2021 16:26
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From book of faces:

 

 

 

 

*MORNING EVER GIVEN UPDATE: ALL OVER THE WORLD, PANTS ARE INFLATING WITH BROWN LOADS OF PANIC.*

 

 

 

THE SCOOP: The EVER GIVEN is still stuck. She’s gong to be stuck for days, perhaps weeks. Our girl is large and in charge, and she’s sitting there like a sack of hams. Dutch salvage company Smit (sister to Boskalis) and Japan’s Nippon Salvage company are working on a solution to get her unstuck. Efforts so far have involved two dredges, nine tug boats, and four Very Brave Diggers on the banks. Meanwhile, vessels carrying important goods can be rerouted south, around the Cape of Good Hope (a 3,500nm detour)? But that's not necessarily a great plan either.

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE FIRST: She’s not budging, no matter how hard the tugs push.

 

 

 

SOLUTION #1: Try to pull her mighty ass out of there?

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE SECOND: She’s too heavy to pull. In fact, she can’t be freed at her current weight.

 

 

 

SOLUTION #2: Well, shit. Drain fuel oil and ballast water?

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE THIRD: Unloading fuel and ballast water could make her capsize. ‘Cause, you know, she’s stacked sky high with some 20,000 containers. And the only real way to lighten her *safely* would be from the top. My girl is top-heavy… like your mom.

 

 

 

SOLUTION #3: Okay, so… offload the containers?

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE FOURTH: Egypt doesn’t have a floating crane that can reach that high.

 

 

 

SOLUTION #4: Seriously? I can’t even. Fine. Dig around her until she gets unstuck?

 

 

 

PROBLE THE FIFTH: That’s kind of the plan right now, and they’re working on it using Egyptian dredges. One issue is that their equipment keeps getting decapitated by the rocky soil. Also, salvagers will need to move about 530,000 to 706,000 cubic feet of sand to free her. No, really, they need to dig down 12 to 16 meters deep (that’s 39 to 52 feet for those still stuck using an antiquated, non-metric system. Get with the program, you weirdos).

 

 

 

SOLUTION #5: Seriously with this? Well, keep digging anyway. They can remove fuel and ballast water if necessary. Then, pray she dislodges at high tide with help from the tugs. Give everybody a raise. Send the waiting ships south, around Africa. It’ll delay them by about a week, which is probably better than waiting around.

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE SIXTH: What if it doesn’t work?

 

 

 

SOLUTION #6: You’re going to have to unload her containers and pray she doesn’t capsize. ‘Cause once our girl goes ass over tits like a drunken Packers fan at a tailgate party, she ain’t getting up easily again.

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE SEVENTH: But you said that Egypt doesn’t have floating crane that can reach the containers?

 

 

 

SOLUTION #7: You know what? Screw you.

 

 

 

PROBLEM THE EIGHTH: 30% of the world’s shipping containers go through the Suez Canal every day. Also, Egypt is losing around $400M every hour right now.

 

 

 

SOLUTION #8: *weeps* Now you’re just hurting my feelings.

 

 

 

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH:

 

Yesterday, a British dude named Mr. Ox, was worried about the £1.9M worth of refrigerated lamb he has coming in from New Zealand. All his stuff is loaded on three separate vessels, all of which are doing spinny-spins around their anchors and observing the Coriolis Effect in action. So is Mr. Ox as he watches his shipment of lamb going down the drain. (Even if his boats get sent around the long way, It’s unlikely that his lamb will make it to the UK in time. I haven’t checked on their status yet this morning.)

 





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  #2681456 27-Mar-2021 16:29
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I reckon they could dislodge it using something like this:

 

ship launching airbag by Qingdao Huanghai Marine Airbag&fender Manufacture  Co.,Ltd | ID - 2099540





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