Long story summarised.
Moved house from very reliable and fast Cable to new house with ADSL.
Internet too slow, so Vodafone upgrade me to VDSL.
Chorus technican installs VDSL, advise no real speed increase due to distance from Exchange.
Chorus in process of installing VDSL breaks phone jack in the house.
Caller ID stops working.
Raise job to fix phone jack.
Vodafone charge me $10 per month higher than agreed.
By this stage, I really couldn't be bothered dealing with Vodafone.
Move to SNAP fibre for faster internet.
Incredibly slow and very unprofessional service from Chorus about fixing phone jack, only after TDR involved Vodafone fix it.
Vodafone charge me for fixing it after promising not to. Complain. No response, escalate to TDR.
Bill wiped by Vodafone. The above sequence took around 3 months and involved roughly 20 phone calls to Vodafone.
..I was phoned from Vodafone once to follow up.
After bill wiped, no longer with Vodafone, so very happy I no longer have to deal with them for landline services.
Week later: recieve another bill. .. I'm now 6 dollars in credit...
Vodafone, you really suck hard at not doing anything at all.
I'm not wasting another minute of my life dealing with them, aside from raising awareness at poorly they treat their customers.
Edit: reading it back, it sounds like I'm moaning, but honestly if Vodafone had ever bothered to ring me to update me, I would have a much better outtake from this while experience