elpenguino:That's the thing about middle aged men, we're unremarkable and invisible. People lose sleep at night thinking about gangsters with tattoos on their faces but it's the middle aged bloke embezzling your pension you really should be worried about.
And don't forget creepy serial killers like "Miss" Jane Marple, the little old lady who racked up a body count like you wouldn't believe and always managed to come up with some fancy story that pinned it on someone else because no-one would think she could have done it.