There is a lot of debate and discussion about how the spill response process, recovery and cleanup has been implemented. This thread is not about that part of it at all.
It is clear our technology is not up to the task wherever in the world this has happened.
This is NZ, so there are blokes and blokettes in sheds right now working on the problem and it is a given that NZ will produce some innovative solutions.
If you don't have a shed or are just too busy to complete the project, then post your idea here
It's ok if it sounds like crazy!