Because...

Andali Batteries
Anyway, there's got to be a reason for the name, because the positive end pin is much longer than I've seen on any other battery. This is crucial because the T-shaped plastic bits inside the battery compartment that hold the positive terminals in place are way too long. So even though Andali batteries touched the terminals, any other mainstream brand I tried simply doesn't reach all the way.
I'm a bit reluctant to modify the compartment by trimming the plastic or adding solder on top of the terminals, and would rather just try and find a battery that fits. It doesn't have to be sexual either.
Forgive my MS Pain skills, but this is what I mean.

Any ideas anyone?